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With Kick off open hunting season starts

Pos  verewigBoerSeun on Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:44 pm

This article was originally published on a satirical news website, www.hayibo.com

As the ANC continues to defend a song calling for whites to be killed, the South African government has appealed to white visitors at this year's World Cup not to drive beige diesel Mercedeses, collect angel- or clown-themed art or do anything else that might make the Youth League mistake them for boers and kill them.

In a startling failure to see the irony in going to the Constitutional Court to defend its right to call for genocide, the ANC confirmed last week that it would appeal against a finding that its 'Kill the Boer' song was hate-speech and incitement to murder.

This morning the government defended the song again, saying that it was essential for the ANC's 16-year-old program of invoking the liberation struggle to avoid having to do any actual service delivery.

But, said the ANC's Commissar for Racial Profiling, Hitler Mazibuko, South Africa was committed to killing as few foreign tourists and soccer stars as possible, and appealed to them not to imitate boers in any way.

He said boors would not be harmed as they comprised 98 percent of the players coming to South Africa this year. But, he said, even such famous "honky crackers" as Wayne Rooney and Ronaldo could be gunned down by over-zealous ANC Youth League members if they did not take precautions.

"Obviously we can't guarantee 100 percent that we won't blow away the wrong people," said Mazibuko. "I mean, this is South Africa."

But, he said, there were certain common-sense precautions visiting whites could take to make sure they weren't mistaken for boers and massacred.

"First up, the beige diesel Mercedes from the mid-1980s ? that's a big no-no," he said.

"That's got failed Bophuthatswana putsch fifth-columnist written all over it."

He said the next biggest giveaway of "boer sensibilities" was a penchant for large acrylic paintings of angels or crying clowns, and extremely expensive bronze sculptures of the Big Five.

Finally, he said, female visitors in their 40s should steer clear of wearing long red velvet multi-layered skirts while claiming to be "free spirits" or "artists", as they would be shot on sight as the daughters of boers.

A spokesman for boer art dealers said he would release a statement as soon as he got back from delivering a shipment of bronze cheetahs to ?migr?s in Mauritius, but said that the news made him feel like "a crying child harlequin holding a dead rose on a rainy Parisian street".


http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=iol1269929250971H100

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Pos  Hendrik Muller on Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:07 am

Ek wonder hoeveel nie anc lede gaan weet wat om te doen en die jong ka---s gaan nie kyk wie is van oorsee of nie. Ek bid net dat dit moet vinnig verby gaan en dat ons boere veilig moet wees.

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Pos  verewigBoerSeun on Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:42 pm

Ek hoop en bid dat ons eerder uit ons gemak zone kan geruk word
want so kan dit nie aangaan nie
ons word van n kant af uitgemoor
en die boere wat n verskil kan maak is nog te gemaklik

ek wil nie sien hoe die Boer een vir een uitgehaal word nie
want dit breek ons sterkte

vir my moet ons net besluit tot hier toe en nie verder nie

ons moet almal na een streek toe trek
maar die streek moet goed gekies word
dit moet alles kan gee wat ons kan gebruik om n opstand te kan hanteer

dit moet voorsien aan
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Pos  Hendrik Muller on Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:54 am

Ek stem saam net die ka----gaan ons nie los nie, al het ons ons eie volkstaat en daar is geen ka---- nie gaan hulle ons nie uit los nie. En dan is daar nog die afrikaaner, die spioene die engelse ENS.

Ek wil he die burger oorlog moet kom, dit is die eenegste manier wat ons gaan ontslae raak van al die bogenoemde. Ek weet dit gaan nie lekker wees nie maar ek dink aan die boere wat na die tyd nog daar gaan wees en die hele land gaan regeer. Ek hoop regtig dit gebeur noe met die sokker.

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